Can someone hook me up?

I hear from my friends Scoutie and Oscar that tampons and lady's underwear are tasty? Does anyone know where I can get some? Tampons and lady's underwear. I live with two gays. They don't have tampons or lady's underwear. Sleepovers are fun. Do you live with a woman? Maybe we can have a sleepover? Maybe I can try some tasty new treats like tampons and lady's underwear. I'm just saying. Maybe.

Woof, woof, woof