I have two daddies (life with the gays)

I don't have a mommy. I have two daddies. Some people say gays shouldn't adopt. My gays adopted me. I'm fine. I thought i needed a mommy to dress me up in pretty clothes. I was wrong. My gays do that. See. Look. Do you see my pretty hat? That's me in the pretty hat and I don't even have a mommy.

Woof, woof, woof.

My friend Scoutie

Hi.

We're Beagles. Do you see my friend Scoutie? Do you see him? No, not him, that's me. You got us confused. Lots of people do. They think we're littermates. We're not. He's actually old. Really Old. I think he's like a million. Sometimes I play and he's grumpy. But he's still my friend. My old old friend. He's on the left. Right there, beside me.

Woof, Woof, Woof.

Can someone hook me up?

I hear from my friends Scoutie and Oscar that tampons and lady's underwear are tasty? Does anyone know where I can get some? Tampons and lady's underwear. I live with two gays. They don't have tampons or lady's underwear. Sleepovers are fun. Do you live with a woman? Maybe we can have a sleepover? Maybe I can try some tasty new treats like tampons and lady's underwear. I'm just saying. Maybe.

Woof, woof, woof

Today

Do you see these dogs? The ones right here? They are in my favorite place. I went there today. I love it. It's fun. Here's why:

-I sniff butts.
-I chase other dogs.
-Other dogs chase me.
-I wrestle other dogs.
-Other dogs wrestle me.
-I eat mud.

It's fun. I love it.

I also took a walk through my neigborhood, Trinidad. It's in DC. That was fun. I like it here. There are lots of chicken bones. They are tasty. You know what else is tasty? Big Momma's Spicy Sausage Wrappers. Sometimes they have juice in them. I like them. They are tasty.

Woof, woof, woof

An Introduction To Me

Hi....Hi there....

Hi. Wag Wag Wag (tail wagging)

I'm a spaz. I think my name is diego. That's what they call me.

Hey! Look over here. I'm still here. Hi.

Can I sniff your butt? No? Whimper, Whimper, Whimper.

You weren't looking and I sniffed your butt. Gotcha. Nice to meet you; I'm Diego (i think)

What's your name?

Woof, Woof, Woof